HEY GOBLIN
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
Task management for people who are too fast for their own good.
Not another breathing exercise.
Tools that actually work for brains that won't sit still.
Open mouth. Empty brain.
That thing you'll forget in 3 seconds? Say it out loud. We'll remember for you.
Voice recorder UI with recording animation active - pulsing red indicator, waveform visualization, timer showing 0:04
Shit keeping you up at night?
That overwhelming monster task? We'll break it into tiny pieces even your brain can't argue with.
Note detail sheet showing AI Break Up preview with 4 suggested subtasks: 'Research options', 'Make a list', 'Pick one', 'Just do it'
Just works. Novel concept.
No tutorials. No onboarding quests. No 'quick 5-minute setup' that takes an hour. Drag. Drop. Done.
Clean board canvas with 3 lists, a note being dragged between columns, subtle shadow effect on the dragged card
Three steps. We counted.
Complexity is for people with time to waste.
Dump
Speak it. Type it. Scream it into the void. We don't judge.
Drag
Move things around. Pretend you're organizing your life.
Done
Cross it off. Sweet, sweet dopamine.
Money talk. Let's be quick.
Two options. Pick what fits your vibe.
For the nerds technically inclined
You foot the bill for your own API key and setup your own AI connectors.
- Unlimited boards, for now
- Intelligently break tasks to smaller bits
- Take notes by blabbering your yapper.
- Export to JSON/Markdown
BYOK = Bring Your Own Key. If you know, you know.
For most of us
Everything just works. No setup.
- Everything in Free
- Guaranteed to stay online
- Best AI models
- No nerdy bullshit
- Priority support (from real humans (me))
- Early access to new stuff!
$1.58/month. I'm not even sure if this is profitable or sensible. But hey, not your problem, right?
Your brain called.
It wants a fucking break.
30 seconds to first task. We timed it.
Sign up freeNo credit card. No bullshit. Just relief.